A Face Gone Wrong:

Have anyone of you seen Heather Mills lately? Yes, the same broad who bamboozled Paul McCartney’s money from him.

She’s being splashed all over the place and every single photograph seems scarier than the other. The first thing I notice in any of her pictures is her mouth which always seems wonky. The lines around her mouth too are very harsh making me think her plastic surgeon either did a very bad job on her or he wasn’t a plastic surgeon at all but someone who she went to save money to.

Heather’s eyes are another part of her face that always grab me by my collar and make me look at them. They are perpetually wide open and frozen in a variety of very unflattering ways. Either the paparazzi wreak their revenge on her by clicking her from bad angles or her eyelid surgery has been overdone by the same guy who worked on her lips.

Eyelid surgery is a very common procedure that men and women who are around Heather’s age (40’s) have. Droopy upper eyelids and saggy lower eylids are common complaints that trigger the need for this plastic surgery. Good eyelid surgery work done by a top plastic surgeon can result in eyes that look wider and more alert.

Overdoing a blepharoplasty can result in a scary look not unlike Heather’s eyes, though extra Botox could also do the trick. Visit the Plastic Surgery Institute of California for advanced cosmetic surgery procedures.